Press Release:

Belgrade Nov 8, 2000

  In an effor to prevent any irregularities in further US Elections, the Government of Yugoslavia will be sending a special delegation to monitor any election irregularities.

  According to international electoral inspector Slobodan Milosevic, "Yugoslavia wants to ensure that the citizens of the US begin a slow recovery toward democratic processes."

  Yugoslavia is planning to lift the sactions and resume its shipment of refugees and slivoviz if no further voting irregularities are discovered.